Why would someone steal this car? It's fugly.
Read MorePre-Star Trek Discovery, my thoughts on how to re-juice the franchise.
Read MoreBehind the Music on an, ahem, imaginative musical number. One of my few originals. Do not listen to this at work or while drinking milk.
Read MoreA word on keeping pets in the post-apocalypse.
Read MoreAnnouncing the release of my ridiculous graphic novella about a ridiculous radio personality.
Read MoreEx-presidents make the best presidents. Good fences do not make good nations.
Read MoreSnoop Dog experiences a bout of species confusion.
Read MoreNew Report: $cience almost made Jacko's pet chimp talk!
Read MoreAn obituary for that dude from KISS.
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