Musings on my symbiotic friend.
Read MoreMIT discovers how cats drink milk & I drink MIT's milkshake.
Read MoreWhy would someone steal this car? It's fugly.
Read MoreA brief "Hello" to common sense.
Read MoreConstructing the titular device & dressing the set.
Read MorePre-Star Trek Discovery, my thoughts on how to re-juice the franchise.
Read MoreMy innocuous creative run-off finds its way to Twitter.
Read MoreBehind the Music on an, ahem, imaginative musical number. One of my few originals. Do not listen to this at work or while drinking milk.
Read MoreA word on keeping pets in the post-apocalypse.
Read MoreAnnouncing the release of my ridiculous graphic novella about a ridiculous radio personality.
Read MoreParody lyrics inspired by The Planet of the Apes as imagined by Gilbert & Sullivan
Read MoreEx-presidents make the best presidents. Good fences do not make good nations.
Read MoreSnoop Dog experiences a bout of species confusion.
Read MoreNew Report: $cience almost made Jacko's pet chimp talk!
Read MoreTracy Morgan regrets pushing the envelope.
Read More10 Things I'd rather eat than this crap. This actual, literal crap.
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