MAN FORCED TO EAT OWN BEARD

A Kentucky man's attempt to sell his lawnmower got hairy last May when two prospective buyers took offense to an incredible 1200% markup.

A Kentucky man claims he was forced to eat his own beard following a fight over a lawnmower. 

Additional reporting here. Good talkback here.

I don't care how sympathetic Harvey Westmoreland comes off in the media, with his rugged good looks and wry gift for gab. His assailants get huge bonus points for creativity!

My hope is the CIA is taking notes in the off-chance they ever catch Bin Laden.

UPDATE: Sadly, Harvey Westmoreland overslept the day his Navy Seal Team deployed for the raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound.